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Topics: Angelina Jolie, Knut

Thursday, 19 April 2007

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Angelina can't wait to breastfeed the new adition

Angelina Jolie's agent today confirmed that the Pitt-Jolie's have started adoption proceedings for popular baby polar bear Knut. The couple hope to bring home the new addition to their ever expanding family next Wednesday, although the stars deny that the adoption was fast- tracked.

Angelina revealed in an exclusive interview today "We have 2 black, 2 asian and 1 white so our family was not really balanced. We needed another white one and Knut is white and roughly the same size as Shiloh, so we just went for it. i can't wait to breastfeed."

Brad commented "I certainly don't agree that a beautiful and endangered creature like Knut should be left to die just because it's natural mother rejected it, but if it bites my kid I'll shoot it."

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