Written by Doug Burrell
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Topics: David Blaine

Thursday, 19 April 2007

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David Blaine trains for his week in the belly of a whale

(New York) David Blaine, known for his unique style of street magic and outrageous, death-defying stunts, has planned his next big attraction which he is calling "Eaten Alive."

Following the success of "Buried Alive" and "Drowned Alive", Blaine will spend a week living in the belly of a great white whale. Cameras will be set up to show Blaine 24 hours a day as he attempts to survive the week long ordeal.

Magic historians note that this trick has only been attempted successfully once, by the late magician "Jonah the Great." Blaine will be equipped only with an oxygen mask and a fishing rod so that he can catch any fish that the whale swallows during that time.

At the end of the trick, Blaine will be handcuffed and attempt to make the whale disappear.

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