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Thursday, 19 April 2007

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NaNa the Psychic Advisor often reads the future in her deep shag

NaNa the Psychic Advisor from Tucson, Az claims to have foreseen the latest school mass murder.

This is the testimony the paranormal expert provided just a day after the tragedy: "I have seen something like this coming since Columbine and the Kentucky kid shooter! Every morning when I drag myself into the office after a horrendous commute (I guess I should have predicted that traffic would have become this bad?!), I would look into my crystal ball and I would see that assault rifles had been approved by the Republican congress.

"The NRA had bought more and more legislators and bragged they had Bush in their pocket. Most of our nation's leaders defended mass murder in Iraq and Afghanistan as justified revenge killings for 9-11. No one was doing anything about care for the mentally ill. Americans laugh at troubled people and the homeless in so-called comedies.

"One morning I even foresaw that the privacy of the 9-11 mass murderers was protected by AG Ashcroft (or did I hear that on Democracy Now!)

"With my sometimes frightening gifts, I am often just waiting for the next shoe to drop. . ."

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