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Wednesday, 18 April 2007

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There is uproar in Belgrade, Serbia as The Rolling Stones plan to sedate 3 000000 horses that may be driven insane by the aging rockers' crap music.

A Serbian pottery expert told us that Jagger thought it best to sedate the animals as the last time they did a gig near a donkey sanctuary, there was a mass break out by the stubborn horse-like creatures.

"They just started indescriminately hoofing members of the public. Only sugar lumps would calm them down. One man had his pancreas hoofed in." said one of their roadies who specialises in lighting equipment.

There has been a storm of protest from Keith Richards who said that he wanted to get wasted with the horses instead of poncing around with big Mick at the hippodrome. Drug companies have said that the horses will be completely off their faces as it is real strong stuff.

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