Madonna has arrived in Malawi amid speculation that she is about to adopt another African orphan, however TheSpoof.com can exclusively reveal that this is not the case. Madonna is in the African nation to book acts for the upcoming Live Earth concert at Wembley.
The trip coincides with 200,000 lost souls registering for tickets to the revolutionary gig and with all tickets allocated no more big name acts need to be booked to gather support and publicity.
Speaking as she arrived at the airport Madonna said: "these orphans have a tough break, but I am such a mega-superstar and I can give them the opportunity to humiliate themselves at Wembley in front of thousands of people".
Many have suggested that Live Earth organisers have duped the public but Madonna denies this: "People shouldn't trust me, I'm not very intelligent and adopting is fun, I'm going to give these kids a new lease of life".
Madonna will be holding auditions at the Malawian orphanage where she adopted her own little orphan, it will be a talent show performance and Simon Cowell is flying out to judge. He will be held back however as all criticisms will be deemed racist by over-the-top human rights protesters.
Here at the TheSpoof.com we also have 2 tickets to Live Earth to give away, as well as your very own orphan, watch this space!