Royal gossip commentators have said that the reason for the recent William/ Middleton split is over a pervy pact between the two Princes. It was reported that the William was up for it with a number of girls and the Harry had expressed an interest in doing Kate.
The William has apparently bowed to the wishes of his younger brother and sympathises with the fact that his brother's ginger hair tone is an obvious handicap when you've got your pants off. Sources close to the Harry said that most girls wouldn't go near a ginger todger. Very often, it is small and wrinkled due to nervousness.
A marketing expert from a well known hair product company stated that the Harry had several options. He could take the drastic step of shaving but this would cause severe itching upon re-growth, or he could use one of their product to alter the colour.
The William has urged his brother to dye. The Queen agrees because he's worth it.