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Topics: Don Imus

Tuesday, 17 April 2007

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Imus moved in next to some local Sobro BizMizzes

First a barrage of criticism, then the two week "vacation" in the hood and now fired Radio Jock-Shocked The Donald Imus has decided to set up permanent residence in the slums of SoBro.

Like a domesticated jailhouse bird, Imus seems to have submitted to the demanding life of the ghetto. After a few JohnnyPump sodomizations, "squarewhiteboy", Donnie's newest, latest appellation, has cuddled up to an innercity lifestyle like a fat old swimmer in a big ole black innertube.

"I love the diversity of the inner urban environment! Every kind of latino under el sol and the sweetest smells this side of every open air food mercado en el mundo! Y las mujeres son las maximas. And think I died and went to nappy haired ho heaven. Las mamasitas are every shade of the black, brown and cafe con leche. I'm so shocked I'll never wear that disc jock again! Plus I scored a rent-controlled pad next door to a pair of call girls who never quit!"

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