Written by Fergus McCarthy
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Topics: Playboy

Tuesday, 17 April 2007

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Larry Mullen Jr, Life doesn't get better than this.

Ireland's sexiest siblings have signed a multi million dollar deal with Hugh Hefner's Playboy to pose naked together in what is already being widely tipped to be one of the biggest selling issues in the history of the magazine.

Speaking from the Playboy mansion today Hugh Hefner could barely conceal his delight or anything else "Yes it's true! The girls put pen to paper yesterday and I can tell you I cannot wait to see the results, we've been after those three little ladies for 10 years and now thanks to Larry Mullen Jr the whole world will be able to see these Celtic cuties in all their glory, personally I would have settled for the horny little one on the fiddle, we hit the goddamn jackpot"

Andrea Corr confirmed the deal today, "If that dirty ould eejit wants to give us 2 million each to flash our diddies for a couple of hours then why the hell not.

"Since we all got the boob jobs we might as well give them a bit of air, as Larry said to us in the pub last week, 'You dont buy a couple of Picasso's, hang them on the wall and put towels over them!'

"Larry's a dote, when he speaks it's like poetry, he has an innocent child like quality thats hard to explain unless you really get to know him."

The Corrs' image has changed dramatically since Larry joined the band, Jim has been quietly put out to grass with his prize Shetland Ponies and the girls have taken to wearing 'Slut Chic' outfits on stage and partying constantly with Oasis.

A phone call to Larry Mullen Jr showed his Svengali like influence on the good girls gone bad,

"I cant bleeding believe it meself, I was having a few gargles with Adam last week and he bet me a hundred Euro that I could'nt get a piccy of one of them topless or rob a pair of their knickers.
Well here ya go Clayto, All three o dem in the nip! Beat dat ya Muppet.

"Nice one!"

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