Work has already begun on the next Spiderman film in which the arachnid hero meets his maker.
Producers have told us that they have had many complaints from insects that say they are being marginalised by the constant portrayal of spiders as heroes. To them, they are a real threat. Only large beetles and and locusts feel safe and even they are at risk in Africa and South America where the spiders are bloody huge. Yuk.
We will be killing him off while he is spinning his sticky web. He will be approached by a school boy who will pull seven of his legs off and finally finish him off by lighting a candle and burning the bastard.
They will also be killing off Batman when he will be eaten by a cat and Bananaman who will be killed by a sex worker in Amsterdam.