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Monday, 16 April 2007

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The Mayans have documented this phenomenon in ancient carvings

It has been confirmed in the scientific journal Nature that a small but perfectly intact Mayan temple has been found in a New York man's navel.

"It felt itchy for some time and at night I swear I could hear small voices and the sounds of tools and horses", reported the man to doctors.

Dr. Iuchi Sukoka et al of the Ohio General Hospital report finding the temple upon inspection of the most inner portion of the man's navel. Using high powered microscopes an entire civilisation was located. "We noticed small horse tracks and the remains of a sacrifice on the man's chest - it was a short path to follow to find the temple", reported Dr. Iuchi.

"The temple is incredible, given the difficulties in locating raw materials in the vicinity of the build site.", said Dr. Uichi, "It will undoubtedly reveal information about the Mayan peoples that we could not have gained in any other way".

Communication with the people has been difficult, but there are unconfirmed rumours that the director Mel Gibson (with his extensive knowledge of the Mayans) may be called in to attempt "first contact".

We will, as ever, keep you posted.

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