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Friday, 13 April 2007

Soap fans in America were devastated when the season 4 finale of the popular TV Series The O.C. "The End's not near it's Here" aired last night.

Fans watched as their favorite character's Ryan. Seth, Summer and Marrissa (wait didn't she die...I'm sorry folks I don't watch this show) gathered for the last showdown, the pow wow, the peow peow of the meow meow

One fan who went to change his name to Seth Cohen, was declined because there is now an estimated eight hundred thousand Seth Cohen's across the country.

In the end of the live episode the crew were devastated to watch the contractor's smash the Cohen Home, Roberts Manor, Diner, Pier, and pool the pool which is actually three feet high. The cast members had to stand on their knees when in the pool major budget cuts required them to use a background for the beach, sun and surf.

Ben who tried to commit suicide in early 2004 has been sent to an Asylum after finding out no one will hire him Adam who is now the sponsor for Begger Beer commented on his collegue's attitude

"Ben's my brother my best friend we've always had a special bond after that group orgy with Mischa Barton and Rachel Bilson the first night after filming...HEY YOU WERE THE ONE DOING MISCHA NICE BRO SO-..."

Read On next year for the reunion episode

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