Hollywood - (Ass Mess): Plans to erect a giant inflatable pair of breasts high above the 'Hollywood' sign in the celebrated California hills were announced today.
The tribute to Anna Nicole Smith on the occasion of what would have been her 40th birthday on 28 November 2007 will commemorate the stripper and Playboy centerfold's extraordinary good points.
Made from industrial-strength latex polymer the breasts will be roughly five hundred feet in diameter and will carry rhinestone-emblazoned nipples that will also glow in the dark.
Announcing the memorial a representative of the Los Angeles Plastic Surgeons Association said that they would be sponsoring the monument in recognition of the boost Ms Smith gave to their profession with her unique attributes.
Using hot air baloon technology the memorial will hover above the Hollywood Hills until February 8 2007, the first anniversary of her death.
"Ya should be able to see 'em from space," said a NASA spokesman rubbing his hands.
"Give the boys in the International Space Station something to look forward to on lonely winter evenings high up in the cosmos."
Larry Birkhead is 35.