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Topics: Celebrities, Fashion

Thursday, 15 January 2004

image for Mr. Blackwell tops Blackwell's "Worst dressed" list -- Friends fear senility
"Dr. Kevorkian after raiding Giorgio Armani's closet and buying Charles Nelson Reilly's glasses on eBay," according to himself

Fashion critic "Mr. Blackwell", famous for his yearly lists of the best and worst dressed celebrities, has chosen himself as 2003's "worst dressed" man.

What's more concerning to friends is that Blackwell doesn't seem to know that he was talking about himself in the article.

"He just referred to himself in his story as 'Some incessently annoying, televangelist looking guy with hideous glasses tinted the color of baby poop'" said friend Mertyn Simmons. "It was kind of sad, really."

Blackwell's pronouncement of himself as "worst dressed" also stunned other celebrities who made his list. According to Paris Hilton, "Like after I like found somebody to like read me his column, I like was like wondering like if like he like was like losing it, or like something like that.... like."

Whether or not this marks the beginning of the end of Blackwell's career, only time will tell.

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