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Thursday, 5 April 2007

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Sanjaya happily shakes his bon bons for his fans!

Surprise! Surprise! Sanjaya Malakar did it again…charmed his way into another week on the American Idol! Superdiva Jennifer Lopez will mentor the top eight singers as they tackle music with a Latin flair for next weeek's Latin-themed American Idol. Sanjaya will not disappoint. For the Latin themed night, he plans to shake the hell out of his bon bons with a rousing performance of Ricky Martin's hit song, uh, Shake Your Bon Bon.

Be warned: Sanjaya may appear like a "desperado underneath your window" with his over-the-top, colorful Latin costume complete with a sombrero which will, sadly, cover his glorious though overexposed locks, but it's all in the name of a headline grabbing, jaw-dropping performance. And of course, to get you to vote for him once more! Can we say, Si Senor Sanjaya?

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