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Thursday, 5 April 2007

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Paternal Nose candy syndrome

Walking skeleton Keith Richards had a vision of a new rock group for the 21st Century when he snorted his dead parent's ashes.

Richards said: "I've put practically everything up my nose for a half of a century-coke, pepsi, rc, battery acid, and so why not pater's bone dust. In an instant the Nasal Incestuous Carnivores appeared before my eyes! It's the Rolling Stones after the stones have become bones and they have been rolled and baked in a crematorium. gathering no moss and the father flying up the nostrils into the son's body. . . wasn't it Wordsworth who taught us that the child is father to the man. . . so can't the father become the nosecandy of the son?"

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