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Monday, 2 April 2007

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London - (Rioters): A top selling UK men's magazine has voted latest James Bond movie heart throb Daniel Craig as the entertainment industry's number one tosser and a leading contender for Carry On films' Sid James lookalike competition.

UK Tory Party leader David Cameron was voted the Oswald Moseley Doppelganger of the Year both for his looks as well as his political leanings after Bollox! magazine discovered the UK Fascist Party leader was indeed Cameron's great uncle.

Prince Harry won the Top Ginger Tosser of the Year award while his brother William received a Dishorable Mention in the Pastor Haggard outing category, giving him another six months to come out properly in public.

Actor Leonardo DiCaprio won the Lifetime Achievement Award for the Most Realistic Roadkill Face trumping veteran nominees Sylvester Stallone and Will Ferrell.

Prizes will be awarded later this month in London.

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