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Saturday, 31 March 2007

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Marie Osmond announced that she is seeking a divorce from her husband of twenty years. No reasons were given or announced by the couple. This is her second divorce from a man that she married "for all eternity" (not "til death do us part") in a Mormon temple. Her religon believes that couples can be sealed together forever and that marriages can last for eternity.

Osmond and her husband are the parents of 73 children, some adopted. No details on where the children would live or who got the house were given.

Her husband's other six wives had no comment.

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