Written by Not My Bowl Of Rice
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Topics: American Idol

Saturday, 31 March 2007

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"Prince" Sanjaya Looks Dashing in a Tux!

The nine finalists on American Idol tackle classic American songs next week and Sanjaya promises another unforgettable performance…or at least another headline-grabbing, jaw-dropping "look".

For the Tony Bennett Classic American Songs week, he has chosen the Tony Bennett signature song "I Left My Heart In San Francisco' and will really dress the part.

His famous locks will be pomaded and combed back like a young dashing Bennett and he will don a designer white tuxedo that even mothers and grandmothers of his huge fan base will love.

There'll be no dry eyes in the house and even Simon Cowell's cold-as-stone heart will be left...utterly satisfied.

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