Written by Jalapenoman
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Topics: ABC, Dreams, Donny Osmond

Saturday, 31 March 2007

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Dentists are the only ones upset with the cancellation of Donny's new show

Donny Osmond's newest ABC television series was cancelled after only two episodes. The Great American Dream Vote, where contestants competed to make their dreams into reality, was not a winner with viewers and was put on semi-permanent hiatus, which generally means it will never be seen again.

This came as a surprise to no one and a disappointment only to dentists, who were advertising othodontics work, toothpaste, toothbrushes, and mouthwash heavily during the show.

Unfortunately, the network would not allow the show to fulfill the fantasies of any males between the ages of 12 and 45 or any fantasies involving Antonella Barba, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, the Olsen Twins, Shakira, Christina Aguilera, Angelina Jolie, or anyone connected in any way with the Playboy empire.

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