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Friday, 30 March 2007

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The Olsen twins want to get rid of their big, hairy honkers and look like Mike

The Olsen twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley, have decided to get matching nose jobs from a Hollywood plastic surgeon. Saying that they were tired of their old look and thought their noses were to big, the twins headed to surgery today.

Mary-Kate said that she was bored with her big, hairy honker and wanted something smaller and more dainty. Ashley, always a step behind, felt that she was tired of "big kleenexes full of snot and giant boogers" and thought that a smaller nose would offer less leaks and easier cold symptoms.

When asked whose nose they wanted to emulate, or if they wanted something new and different, both girls responded that they wanted to be "like Mike." Jackson, of course, denied ever having any cosmetic or reconstructive surgery ever done to his once huge snout.

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