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Thursday, 29 March 2007

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Skeletal models bring the fascination of death to products!

In an unexpected development Donatella Versace's Anorexic Daughter has received more modeling offers since her near death hospitalization."The more they starve the more we love them!" explained fashion photographer "Bones" Snapfish.

According to industry observers, advertising is not just about sex appeal and flesh. Their long studies have shown that people are less concerned with sensuality and sex appeal, but they are more interested by models who appear to be on the verge of death.

A spokesperson for the Gay Paris Maison de Fashion said: "Death is more powerful than sex and advertisers have figured that out. Who has not stood before a corpse fascinated and repelled? This is the attraction of Allgra!"

Allgra has signed advertising contracts for everything from diet pills, to high calorie meals. Advertisers are having to work quick as no-one's quite sure how long she can hang in there, so they are all having to fight to get her half-dead skeleton on the billboards!

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