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Thursday, 29 March 2007

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New Book Covers for Dirty Hairy Potbelly Series

ENCHANTED, ENGLAND--(HOGWART TIMES) The three book covers for the new spin-off story Dirty Hairy Potbelly & the Deadly Belch were previewed for the press by Loonsbury publishers. Dirty Hairy Potbelly & the Deadly Belch is the last chapter in A. L. Keey's series which is being published on July 20. The parallel universe story where our hero splits into 2 wizards where one continues in the regular fantasy tale and the other in violence infested Detroit, Michigan.

Dirty Hairy Potbelly is a white boy growing up in the Dark part of town & His nickname is Hairy "King of Beers". Our hero learns the slang and Hip-hop moves needed to survive on the streets. He's not alone two white trash crack whores follow in his adventures on the south side. Jessy & Susan are from the streets, Jessy a cracked up crack head, while Susan is a wanna be "American Idol" singer. She wanders throughout these capers with her Karaoke mike in one hand & rat tail comb/razor in the other.

We know author A. L. Keey followers everywhere will study these book covers as well as the story upon its release with a fine tooth comb. Fans received good news this week, when Warner Sisters confirmed that Mark Lowton, Jessica Simpleton and Madonut all agreed to reprise their roles for the upcoming movies.

The Dirty Hairy Potbelly series released nearly two years ago has been doing very well in depressed cities in the United states and ghettos & slums around the world. The children in these cities and towns need a more real street hero because life there makes you grow up too fast. "Pampered prim pussy whips can have their Harry Potter," one reader told us, " we have a wizard that can kick your ass !

Look for the next installment to DHP at your Border's book store, Starbucks. and neighborhood police department.

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