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Monday, 26 March 2007

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Florida - (ReUterus): A press statement issued by alien autopsy film maker Ray Santilli has said he is 'supremely confident' that his Anna Nicole Smith findings will be vindicated by Joshua Perpetrator, Broward County Medical Examiner.

"Mr Santilli confirms that life must have become anathema for Ms Smith who felt completely alienated by the lack of atmosphere in Miami and died in strange circumstances.

"The proximity of her human (sic) birth mother Virgie Arthur, while over 1200 miles away in neighboring Texas, was enough to stifle the breath of life from the former Playboy centerfold who clearly suffered a freak allergic reaction.

"In addition the nitrogen/oxygen content in her hotel room was barely sufficient to sustain her type of lifeform and she felt sick to her stomach that nobody had noticed.

"Mr Santilli has noted that a 'period of missing time' occured between the moment Ms Smith was found and the arrival of paramedic support.

"This classic symptom is a recurring theme in deaths of this genre."

Virgie Arthur is 69.

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