Written by Fergus McCarthy
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Saturday, 24 March 2007

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Britneys pussy tells all.

Los Angeles- Reports are coming in that that Britney Spears vagina has been attending AA meetings on a sole basis completely unknown to its owner.

A spokesman for Miss Spears confirmed today that her vagina was completely out of control,
"You see all these pictures of Britney losing it and beating up cars with umbrellas and you think it's her own doing, well let me state for the record that Britney is a good girl and abhors the use of alcohol and drugs, she never touches them. It's her vagina, it's on it's final warning, unless Britney can get control of her wayward pussy and make it toe the line it may have to be replaced with a more compliant and chastened one possibly chosen by her record company"

In an exclusive interview with the TheSpoof.com today, Ms Spears vagina, who asked to be known as pussy galore said "Fuck Britney! Do I have hands? Anything imbibed in here be it liquid, flesh or glass is put there solely by the administrator of the body, don't look down on me in a Jerry Springer kind of way! Do you think I would have let Federline gain access to this nightclub if I was the management?

"Speak to to the organ grinder not the monkey."

Oh? Ok? I suppose I am the organ grinder.

Ms Spears was unavailable for comment.

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