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Friday, 23 March 2007

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All proceeds to educate the baby

Bahamas - (Ass Mess): A pile of old crap that once belonged to Anna Nicole Smith has broken all records by selling for more than half a million dollars on internet auction site eBay.

Two hand-written sheets of Kleenex tissue with the words "I am very blonde and shagged out" fetched over $100,000 each. An unspecified, slightly used pink suppository went for $5,000.

The California memorabilia house that sold the mementos says it specialises in all kinds of celebrity rubbish and was once the under-bidder for Princess Diana's colonic irrigation equipment before it was acquired for the Nation and exhibited at the Tate Modern.

Its proprietor, Thomas Riccio of Universal Rarities, has already put in sealed bids on the futures trading exchange for baby Dannielynn's soiled diapers.

All proceeds are earmarked for the child's education.

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