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Friday, 23 March 2007

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Britney may soon join the ranks of the homeless

Oops, she ran out of dough! Pop princess Britney Spears has spent her wad and has no money in the bank. In addition, she has a huge bill to pay for the rehab, the mortgage payment is due on the house, the mansion, the ski cabin, the beach house, and the Louisiana double-wide. Unfortunately, no record deal is currently in the works, no television or movie studios are knocking at her door for roles. and no one seems to want to hire a newly dried out lush with a crewcut.

When she was rolling in the bucks, Britney thought nothing of chartering a jet to take her and her entourage to Paris with Paris to Party. Now that the cash is gone and the drip is dried out, no one wants to come over and play any more.

A dejected Britney would now be treated for depression, but she can't afford the Prozac. Sitting on a park bench, she offered to flash passerbys for cigarettes.

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

When asked for her plans, Britney said that she might have to go flip burgers at Taco Bell like ex Kevin recommended(no one said she was smart).

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