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Friday, 23 March 2007

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Many American Idol fans won't be doing this much longer if Sanjaya stays on the show

Sanjaya, the much maligned American Idol contestant, is now the subject of two different fasts. One group of teenage girls has vowed to starve themselves until the would be singer is voted off of the show. Another group has vowed that they will starve themselves if he is voted off.

The contestant, who many thought should have been voted off in the earlier rounds, had no comment on the situation.

Simon Cowell, judge, producer, and creator of the show, offered the following: "I think that this could be good for some of these little fat things. I mean, it's just bloody awful. These love starved girls sit in their rooms eating bon bons and staring at posters of rock stars thinking that they would ever want them. Why would they? The girls are all plump and ugly. If this helps some of them lose some weight, so much the better. They might actually start to fit into the clothes they wear."

Paula Abdul fired back at these comments. "Simon, you're mean! Not all girls are like that! Some have an inner beauty, and that's what I just love about them. They wear their hearts on their sleeve and scream for their favorites every week and it is just beautiful."

Randy Jackson, when asked about the now starving girls, said "Yo Yo Yo, they're dogs."

Meanwhile, Antonella Barba remains the most googled name on the internet as people still search for naked pictures of the former contestant. "I'll say this for her," added Randy Jackson. "She was hotter than Sanjaya on that stage."

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