Written by Al Lee Wyer
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Topics: Fish, church

Thursday, 22 March 2007

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Yo -- Woo Tang in the Igloo

Eskimo Rapper "Yo Bitch - Cook the Fish" will be performing his number one hit Song (Nanuk was a Mo Fo) at the Church of Modern Enlightenment in South DaKota this spring.

NANUK has climbed the charts and is rated 2nd on the all time Billboard Charts behind ROGER MILLER'S "Dang Me"

Don't call this a comeback for Y.B.C.T.F. the poor guys been Freezing his ass off Bow Hunting Wallruss in the Yukon with V.P. Dick Chaney

Chny: "zzzzzp damn! Looked like Gonzalez for a second -- pass me another one Padner"

Ybctf: "Ain't no brother made for no Alaska shit -- zzzzzp Damn! Looked like the Fat Boys. What a bunch of shit"

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