London - (Ass Mess): A PR spokesman for Kazakhstani actor Mr Borat has expressed the comedian's dismay at not landing the plum lead role of Margaret Thatcher in a bio pic about her early sex life with Ronald Reagan and George Bush Senior which many feel was tailor-made for a comic genius of Borat's stature.
Commenting on the news that Michael Jackson is to play the Cold Whore's number one hooker, Mr B's spokesman said that the movie was clearly intended to be a tragedy and not the farce that hystery has recorded.
A glimpse at the script shows that a comic twist is sorely needed if the turgid plot of the Nazi valkyrie's relentless foraging to mate with Incubus monsters is not to be seen as a true life portrayal of Vatican policies after World War II.
Borat's personal interpretation of the Thatcher/Reagan mating rituals that spawned the Omen-esque Mormon nutter Mitt Romney may have required some artistic licence that a character actor such as Michael Jackson can easily circumvent in a movie studio environment.
But many feel that Borat is not quite up to the full sordid farce of the Thatcher/Bush1 coupling scenes that show the resulting birth of a monstrous heir who went on to bomb mainland UK under the Provos brand.
"Anyway, Borat is very busy right now in the lead role of a nudist Captain Kirk in the naturist remake of Stark Trek The Movie."