London - (Ass Press): Michael Jackson is in London auditioning to play the lead role in Margaret Thatcher the Movie after months of being courted by Pathe and the BBC.
"The discreet use of peroxide, make-up and special effects will ensure we have the most life-like actor possible to take on this strenuous role," said a PR aide of producer Damian Jones.
The bio-pic will be a revealing and intimate portrait of Thatcher as she battled to save her ass in 1982 after whitewashing NATO security files on the child molesting careers of Ronnie Raygun, Bush Pere, Dick Chinny and Dumbass.
It will be set against the background of the Falklands War immediately after the totally fake and spurious marriage of the Pretender to the Throne to Bush Senior's bastard daughter, the doppenganger Lady Di.
The movie will examine just how easy it is to make a pile of crap documentary like Hellen Mirren's The Queen if you are desperate to re-invent hystery and prevent Congress charging Bush2 with treason.
"Wacko will play Thacko because the two essentially are the same insane Rovian artifices," says a press release.
"Anybody who was fooled into accepting Thatcher in the 1980s is stupid enough to accept this white-skinned guy who somehow managed to pop up from the middle of nowhere and claim to be Michael Jackson."
Auditions for the rest of the cast will take place next week.