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Saturday, 17 March 2007

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The Hollwood Slasher could be coming for you!

'Houseguest' and 'Jingle All The Way' star Sinbad (real name David Adkins), who died on stage last week during his stand-up comedy act, has returned as a flesh-eating zombie. News of his death, leaked on Wednesday, appeared briefly on several internet news sites before being suppressed by the authorities who fear it could cause public panic.

In startling similarity to the 1998 film 'Revenant', in which Van Helsing goes after 'the Hollywood Slasher', Sinbad has been reported roaming the suburbs of Los Angeles after dark feeding on the flesh of Hollywood movie stars in order to recruit them to the ranks of the undead.

The pickings are rich, as Tinsel town is just full of fading stars looking to make a comeback any way they can.

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