Barron William Trump will celebrate his first birthday in style -- with a parade, as well as burgers and ice cream sundaes for a few family members and friends at the Hard Rock Café.
The line of march will start at the Trump residence on Fifth Avenue and then proceed to Times Square. There will be a brass band (just a small one, according to The Donald) playing "Happy Birthday," "New York, New York," "God Bless America," and other selected tunes. ("Cracklin' Rosie" and "Sweet Rosie O'Grady" are NOT on the playlist.)
The Spoof has learned the details about the favors to be provided to the guests at the birthday party. The kids will go home with Trump The Board Game as well as gift certificates to the Trump Old Fashioned Ice Cream Parlor and the Trump Buffet (both are in the Trump Tower). Adult guests will receive gift certificates to Trump University and a lifetime supply of Trump Ice fresh bottled water and Trump Vodka.
A New York woman interviewed by a Spoof reporter reminisced about what Donald Trump, on the day he received his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, said about his baby son: "He's strong, he's smart, he's tough, he's vicious, he's violent . . . all of the ingredients you need to be an entrepreneur . . ." The woman sighed as she added, "Oh goody. Think what we have to look forward to."