Written by Ana Ward
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Thursday, 15 March 2007

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Angelina still "pissed off" with Brad over love note to Jen

Angelina has picked up her Vietnamese son, who is still very shy, and is said to be on her way to the finalise the paperwork to bring him home.

When asked why she was adopting again, her brief response was, "To keep Brad at home."

When asked by a different member of the paparazzi, how Brad felt about the adoption, her snappy blurt was, "I don't know, I'm not speaking to him at the moment."

Angelina dashing past the crowd, with her newly acquired son clutched in her bony arms, flashing lights going off everywhere, ignored further questions. Unlike Britney, Angie knows how to cope with paparazzi and hold onto her son at the same time.

Angelina is still very annoyed at Brad's "mishap" and will not let the "Jen" factor drop. She plans to adopt at least another 4 or 5 children from different parts of the world to ensure that Brad is kept busy with his new "stay at home dad" career. What a pity, as they are a passionate pair on scene, but off screen sparks of a different kind seems to fly.

Good luck Ange - having another baby is not going to stop Brad from straying but your jealousy will.

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