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Thursday, 15 March 2007

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Legal shrapnel is still flying in the affairs of the finally buried Anna Nicole Smith.

In the midst of claims of fatherhood of the little girl and simultaneous press releases in which the parade of prospective fathers all claim "its not about the money", the judge has spoken.

Yet again in tears over the tragedy, the judge has ordered a T and A test to determine if any of the men are just too gay to be the father.

The courtroom, by order of the judge will feature three exotic dancers from Benny's Bunny Hutch and Stripitorium.

Lap dances will be mandatory for those claiming to be the father. For others in the court, 50 dollars, same as in town. There will be a two drink minimum and a ten dollar cover charge.

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