Written by Tom Taylor
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Wednesday, 14 March 2007

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Colbert makes the American flag shinier.

Cap has fallen. Hard. Who better to pick up the shield, the mantle, the passion, the AMERICA... than Steven Colbert.

Stephen Colbert has been presented with Captain America's shield, and with it, the hopes of a nation. Will we see Colbert fighting the Red Skull? Yes, according to the man himself.

"I am so ready to kick ass for America." Said Colbert "While I have often hidden behind the shield of comedy, I can now proudly, subversively, fight injustice from behind a shield of solid Vibranium."

When asked if he will wear the costume and the mask, Colbert replied, "Why? When I can fight so much injustice with my beauty. This is the face that could sink a thousand enemy ships."

- Tom Taylor

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