Written by Ana Ward
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Topics: Angelina Jolie

Wednesday, 14 March 2007

Naomi Campbell move over there is a new outraged, tantrum throwing bella on the block - ANGELINA JOLIE.

Angelina Jolie is said to be the most beautiful woman in the world, and has now added jealousy to her list of attributes and charities.

Angie definitely rules the roost, and she has made it quite clear that Brad is NOT to send any more love letters to the love of his life Jennifer Aniston, or kiss any female co-star on set of any movie or play or tv series EVER!! Meow - Angie your claws are darn sharp!

Angie has gone gallivanting once again and left Brad to care for all the children to ensure that he will have no time to kiss, send love letters or allow his roving eye to rove!

Jealousy reigns high in the Jolie-Pitt household and Brad is hiding behind the children for protection, especially Siloh. Brad Pitt is wary of Angie to the point of desperation, and is even thinking of giving up his movie career to be a stay at home dad and be at Angie's beck and call at all times.

Is Angelina suffering from Post Natal Depression and not jealousy as we see it? Maybe she should consult the stars and have a word with Brooke Shields - I am sure she is "available".

Angie darling, you have everything - wealth, children and a dream god of a man who adores you - STOP BEING A SPOILT BRAT! Jen obviously has something you don't CLASS and FRIENDS which you don't!

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