Written by Ana Ward
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Topics: Brooke Shields

Wednesday, 14 March 2007

Brooke Shields, despite Tom's chastising, begging, pleading and threats, has embarked on a new career - Postnatal depression psychology.

Brooke has extended her 'ear' to the likes of Britney Spears who is apparently reading her book in rehab AND has said if Britney needs to talk she is "available".

Britney needs more than psychology to get her act together and make a comeback - and needs to get rid of more than just post natal depression. She needs to get rid of sly K. Fed. His "goodie two shoes" attitude is not at all comforting, I can tell you that much. Wonder if Brooke will give her the correct advice and insist that she should leave slime bag or give it another try.

Angie this is a good time for you to get hold of someone quick before you loose your marbles and end up in rehab like all the other celebrities! Jen has spoken to Brooke and she is expecting your call.

Any new moms, dads, nanny's that may suffer from any kind of depression please contact Brooke Shields for guidance on downcametherain@iamavailable.com.

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