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Saturday, 10 March 2007

Charlotte Church's foetus has become a millionaire by agreeing to star in soft drink giant 'Tango' adverts.

The unborn foetus, yet to be named, was rumoured to be locked in a bidding war between fake tan company 'St Tropez' and 'Tango'. According to sources, the foetus finally accepted Tango's offer as 'the work was more varied'.

Once the foetus is born, it will act as a mascot in a multi million pound ad campaign. A spokesperson at Tango released the following statement: 'We have negotiated a deal with Charlie Church's foetus. The foetus only has to stand next to a can of Tango and perform a Ricky Gervais style dance act for 20 seconds to a mix of techno punk music'.

Apparently, it is all depending on the orangeness of the skin. 'The oranger the better really' says Tango.

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