Hollywood - (ReuterUs): Disney's next romantic animated movie is to be called The Fag Princes.
The studio has announced that the 21st century love story will be based around a couple of star-crossed young lovers from Queens who fight prejudice and misunderstanding before being blessed by the Good Luck Fairy and winning the Mega Millions Jackpot.
The heroic characters will resemble Prince William and Euan Blair but will talk with a strong Bronx accent which, according to studio bosses, "will give the film lots of excitement and texture."
The script will follow a timeless theme of enduring romantic love, excitement, experimentation with the local S&M rough trade, political shenanigans with Republican AC/DC stink-tank interns and eventual outing of renegade religious pastors hiding behind veils of denial.
The studio is to add its new heroic princes to its collection of animated characters that enrich the company's theme parks and on consumer products.