Written by Al Lee Wyer
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Wednesday, 7 March 2007

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M.T.V. Announces "Greatest Song Ever Written" Award

M.T.V. announced the winner of it's "All Time Greatest Song" Award yesterday. It was a close call between "Greensleeves" which has given the gift of timelessness to countless Generations, and "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas.

In a close call as tight as the 2000 Presidential Election it was My Humps by a nose.

Tommy Motolla (who reportedly has gotten laid every day for the past 30 years) had this to say: "Listen, I don't know what the hell a Green Sleeve is, but I sure as hell know what a HUMP is. Therefore, it is with great pride that I announce the winner of the all time greatest song award ---- My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas."

"Hey You, Get me a broad -- I feel Musical"

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