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Wednesday, 7 March 2007

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Fall Guy Heads for Nearest Cliff!

The US TV series that celebrated the skills of a movie stuntman, The Fall Guywill be revived next season starring former #2 to Dick"Sureshot" Cheney.

Libby explained the development: "They told me that if I took the fall for Bush, Cheney and Mr President Rove I'd get this really great gig on cable access. . . Just think I'll get to play this stuntman who jumps out of skyscrapers and planes while the real star gets to stay safe and sound be. . . hin. . . d. . . wait a minute "

He epiphanized, "What's so good about that deal. . . Isn't that what happened to me in the first place?! And maybe. . . maybe. . . I'll get convicted and Bush won't pardon me. . . since the cold-hearted SOB won't even go to 1 military funeral. . . And I'll be left rotting in jail while these thieves abscond with trillions of oily dollars. . . What kind of fool am I?"

Just then Tricky Dick Cheney stepped in to remind Scooter that that song could very well revive his career as a jailhouse crooner like Leadbelly. . ."Yeah, that's the ticket" Cheney coaxed as The Fall Guy got ready to take another fall. . .

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