There is a new underground movement in the Unites States: voting for the worst contestant on American Idol to keep that singer in the competition. While this has been rumored for years (remember Scott, Ace, and that Hawaiin girl?), no actual proof has been found until now.
Jersey Boone Hatfield of Dried Thatch, Tennessee admitted today in an exclusive interview that he has been behind this campaign to promote bad singing. "When I went and tried out a few years back, them fellers told me I sounded like I was doin' hog calls 'er somethin'. I decided right then and thar that I wuz gonna fix that show right. I been tellin' mu friends 'n neighbors 'n everbody else that wud listen ta vote fer the worst one o' them singers."
When asked who he was currently supporting with his bad votes, Jersey said that "we're actually pullin' fer two, cuz thars still a boys 'n a girls competition. We're all liking that Indian feller, Kobyashi Maru, fer the boys. I normally don't like votin' fer them long haired, limp wristed, faggity actin', girly man fellers, but he's by and far the worst of the lot."
"As far as the girls go, I got ever'one votin' fer that Antonella Barbiedoll girl. She's can't sing and her titties is all over the internet right now, so's I gotta give her my support (cuz her bra sure ain't supporting nothin' in them pics). Asides that, if'n we votes fer her, she may put up more of them titty shots outta the goodness of her heart ta thank her fans."