Written by Jalapenoman
Print this

Wednesday, 7 March 2007

image for Vote For The Worst Contestant On American Idol!
Jersey says to "vote fer Antonella if'n ya want ta see more 'n this of her."

There is a new underground movement in the Unites States: voting for the worst contestant on American Idol to keep that singer in the competition. While this has been rumored for years (remember Scott, Ace, and that Hawaiin girl?), no actual proof has been found until now.

Jersey Boone Hatfield of Dried Thatch, Tennessee admitted today in an exclusive interview that he has been behind this campaign to promote bad singing. "When I went and tried out a few years back, them fellers told me I sounded like I was doin' hog calls 'er somethin'. I decided right then and thar that I wuz gonna fix that show right. I been tellin' mu friends 'n neighbors 'n everbody else that wud listen ta vote fer the worst one o' them singers."

When asked who he was currently supporting with his bad votes, Jersey said that "we're actually pullin' fer two, cuz thars still a boys 'n a girls competition. We're all liking that Indian feller, Kobyashi Maru, fer the boys. I normally don't like votin' fer them long haired, limp wristed, faggity actin', girly man fellers, but he's by and far the worst of the lot."

"As far as the girls go, I got ever'one votin' fer that Antonella Barbiedoll girl. She's can't sing and her titties is all over the internet right now, so's I gotta give her my support (cuz her bra sure ain't supporting nothin' in them pics). Asides that, if'n we votes fer her, she may put up more of them titty shots outta the goodness of her heart ta thank her fans."

Make Jalapenoman's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 1 plus 5?

2 8 19 6
71 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more