A woman in America has told a local radio station that she is the mother of a girl furthered by Ringo Starr.
She alleges that she conceived the child while the Beatles were touring the USA in the sixties. Calling herself Ritameter she went on to explain that her wish was to "bed" Paul but he was busy elsewhere so she had to make do with the big nosed one who played the drums.
"I've kept it a secret all these years, I'm sure Ringo, or whatever his name is, would be proud if he could see his off spring, she looks just like him, which is a shame really".
She went on to say that Paul was her first love, "His eyes would make my legs go all funny and when he sang "Satisfaction" I just knew he was singing it to me and no one else".
When told "satisfaction" was by another sub standard English band called "The Rolling Stones" she realised her child may well be the daughter of Charlie Watts.
"Well. I was never really sure; I know he could bang out a dam good rhythm and that's what I was looking for at the time, so may be it was Charlie" She went on to ask who played drums for the WHO (yet another second rate English band) and did he have a big nose.