Alien watchers from New Mexico to Area 51 have been discussing the latest phenomenon from the visitors from other planets. First, it was the blue doctors and their fascination with anal probes that reminded sociologists of San Francisco instead of Alpha Centauri. Now it is the multiple erection experience that has Trekkies, Starswarsians and every starlost lubber cross-eyed and open-legged.
Aliens with erections like out of control creepy crawly hoses have begun to appear in bedrooms across the globe! Alice Hafneva-Goteni reports that the creature's appearance was preceded by a romantic blue light and some really corny Mantovani strings."At first it was like my worst date but when the creature revealed his five firm tentacles I knew Et had found all five of his ways home. Let's just say thatthis fucker was not just phoning it in!"
It did not take science fiction film makers to jump all over these dicks! No less than five films are near ready for release inspired by these sightings. Fox News is preparing Al_Qaida from Outer Space, Disney promises Alien Peter Pans', Indie Film Giant, Borin-U offers Hypnotized by Shiva below the Belt, Spielberg is working on Wee-wees T-5 and Scorsese hopes to have a follow-up Oscar with Ragig Alien Bullocks.