Written by Tom Taylor
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Tuesday, 6 March 2007

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Jack Kilby, suffocating for the sake of privacy

A shocking finding was announced today by lonely internet surfer, Jack Kilby.

"I was watching the Paris Hilton scene, I was a little excited, and then I suddenly realized... it isn't actually very good."

Jack (34) found that it was "kinda green..." and "...sometimes she looks a little bored."

"I guess I thought that, 'cause of the 'famous thing', it'd be good but I think she could really use some coaching, especially if she wants to succeed in the porn industry."

Jack admits that he found it less entertaining than 'The Simple Life'.

Jack continues to live with his mother.

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