The world's oldest woman, Anne Robinson, has finally come revealed that she is a lot older than she says she is.
Anne has been heard saying that she was one of the first people in the world to have plastic surgery. However, images found from the early 1900's show that Anne is even older than that.
A historian, who found birth certificates from 1703 has revealed that one of said birth certificates belongs to Anne Robinson. During further investigation, The Spoof's private investigators (let's face it, it was me), found over fifty marriage certificates belonging to Mrs Robinson.
Claims that Anne is romantically linked with Satan, who granted her eternal life so that he could work through her to torment the innocent through her world famous television show 'The Weakest Link', are believed to be entirely true now that this new evidence has been revealed.