Michael Jackson and the Mercedes-Benz corporation have teamed to come up with a new mini-van that's sure to rock the industry apart. It's called the Mercedes Hee-Hee.
"The Hee-Hee is great for driving around the kids." commented Jackson on Friday.
It comes fully equipped with all wheel drive, a wine chiller in the glove compartment ("For keeping long necked bottles of 'soda'"), large flat trunk with stow and go seats ("Just in case we want to lay down, lay down and rest for a while"), and the so-called 'stablity pole' that many are saying looks very similar to it's stripper cousin.
"I just put it there because kids love shiny poles. Don't make this a big deal."
And, because it's Michael Jackson, Mercedes added some special touches.
"Well, when you set off the security alarm it screams 'Just beat it!', scares the living crap out of any competing pedophiles who might approach my car." said Jackson.
"Plus it's got a bumper sticker that says 'Proud Father of 34 Honor Students and a monkey'".
The car will be released next fall and will come in black or white.