Hollywood - (ReUterus): Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have joined Madonna in the legal tussle to adopt Anna Nicole Smith's baby daughter Dannielynn.
The move comes after a Hollywood petition begging attention-deficient film actors to take the matter in hand and stop Virgir Arthur, the baby's grandmother, from breastfeeding the infant following her controversial course of hormone replacement therapy.
"Them hormones have been replaced with pure bile and she's tryin' to poison the babe", said an insider source with no knowledge whatsoever of the matter.
Earlier rumors that a Jolly-Pitts baby would come from a Vientnamese adoption agency have been dismissed as risible following the newfound opportunity to gain headlines by focusing on Anna Nicole's daughter instead.
Meanwhile in Nassau civil aviation authorities are on red alert as the plane carrying Anna Nicole's body was being diverted around the Carribean following reports of a hurricane in the Bahamas region which may well delay today's planned funeral at the Mount Hore Baptist Church.
Judge Larry Seidlin is back home still greivin'.