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Thursday, 1 March 2007

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The "funny" one.

Hollywood- Do you miss settling down on your still to be paid for sofa with a bottle of cheap wine, and being forced by your girlfriend to watch six relentlessly chirpy studio mannequins?

Well plump up those cushions and dig out the corkscrew because Friends is back!

The news already starting to leak out Hollywood is that the brilliantly talented double trio have decided to put aside their glittering award laden film careers, and reunite for a special one off ten season run of the worlds favourite comedy.

Studio bosses are said to have begged everyones favourite forty year old twenty somethings to return to the roles that made them into Hollywood's hottest properties.

Agent to the stars and Hollywood insider Manny Gambino told this reporter "As soon as I heard I nearly schnitzed my kaboodle, this is going to be big!! I heard they are even getting the same four hundred writers back; its gonna be big!!"

Fans are already trying to second guess the storylines of the fabulous new shows, and The smart money seems to on the big closeted gay one having some sort of fumbling sex with the one with the hair.

But studio insiders say fans need not worry the "funny" one will still be married to the skinny one, and the two dopey ones will still be there to hilariously fill the gaps in those tight as a drum scripts.

Although the return of the new show will undoubtly brighten the lives of millions it will also, I believe, leave the slightly tainted silver screen with six friend shaped holes.

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