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Wednesday, 28 February 2007

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A The Spoof reader thinks about an article he has just read

In the largest global survey of the IQ of readers of various satire websites, The Spoof came in last. The average IQ of a The Spoof reader is 32 which counts as 'extremely retarded' on the Bungle scale of intelligence.

It is thought that reading so many second-rate satirical articles could effectively numb the brain and can permanently damage the 'joke detection' area of the mind.

The IQ of The Spoof writers was also found to be very low. Writers have tended to rely on the same themes (e.g. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton) in a repetitive manner, as well as writing self-referential articles about how rubbish The Spoof is.

One such article which demonstrates the stupidity of the average The Spoof article was this one:

"In the largest global survey of the IQ of readers of various satire websites, The Spoof came in last. The average IQ of a The Spoof reader is 32 which counts as 'extremely retarded' on the Bungle scale of intelligence.

It is thought that reading so many second-rate satirical articles could effectively numb the brain and can permanently damage the 'joke detection' area of the mind.

The IQ of The Spoof writers was also found to be very low. Writers have tended to rely on the same themes (e.g. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton) in a repetitive manner, as well as writing self-referential articles about how rubbish The Spoof is.

One such article which demonstrates the stupidity of the average The Spoof article was this one:

"In the largest global survey of the IQ of readers of various satire websites, The Spoof came in last. The average IQ of a The Spoof reader is 32 which counts as 'extremely retarded' on the Bungle scale of intelligence.

It is thought that reading so many second-rate satirical articles could effectively numb the brain and can permanently damage the 'joke detection' area of the mind.

The IQ of The Spoof writers was also found to be very low. Writers have tended to rely on the same themes (e.g. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton) in a repetitive manner, as well as writing self-referential articles about how rubbish The Spoof is.

One such article which demonstrates the stupidity of the average The Spoof article was this one:

"In the largest global survey of the IQ of readers of various satire websites, The Spoof came in last. The average IQ of a The Spoof reader is 32 which counts as 'extremely retarded' on the Bungle scale of intelligence.

It is thought that reading so many second-rate satirical articles could effectively numb the brain and can permanently damage the 'joke detection' area of the mind.

The IQ of The Spoof writers was also found to be very low. Writers have tended to rely on the same themes (e.g. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton) in a repetitive manner, as well as writing self-referential articles about how rubbish The Spoof is.

One such article which demonstrates the stupidity of the average The Spoof article was this one:

"In the largest global survey of the IQ of readers of various satire websites, The Spoof came in last. The average IQ of a The Spoof reader is 32 which counts as 'extremely retarded' on the Bungle scale of intelligence.

It is thought that reading so many second-rate satirical articles could effectively numb the brain and can permanently damage the 'joke detection' area of the mind.

The IQ of The Spoof writers was also found to be very low. Writers have tended to rely on the same themes (e.g. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton) in a repetitive manner, as well as writing self-referential articles about how rubbish The Spoof is.

One such article which demonstrates the stupidity of the average The Spoof article was this one:

"In the largest global survey of the IQ of readers of various satire websites, The Spoof came in last. The average IQ of a The Spoof reader is 32 which counts as 'extremely retarded' on the Bungle scale of intelligence.

It is thought that reading so many second-rate satirical articles could effectively numb the brain and can permanently damage the 'joke detection' area of the mind.

The IQ of The Spoof writers was also found to be very low. Writers have tended to rely on the same themes (e.g. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton) in a repetitive manner, as well as writing self-referential articles about how rubbish The Spoof is.

One such article which demonstrates the stupidity of the average The Spoof article was this one:

"In the largest global survey of the IQ of readers of various satire websites, The Spoof came in last. The average IQ of a The Spoof reader is 32 which counts as 'extremely retarded' on the Bungle scale of intelligence.

It is thought that reading so many second-rate satirical articles could effectively numb the brain and can permanently damage the 'joke detection' area of the mind.

The IQ of The Spoof writers was also found to be very low. Writers have tended to rely on the same themes (e.g. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton) in a repetitive manner, as well as writing self-referential articles about how rubbish The Spoof is.

One such article which demonstrates the stupidity of the average The Spoof article was this one:

"In the largest global survey of the IQ of readers of various satire websites, The Spoof came in last. The average IQ of a The Spoof reader is 32 which counts as 'extremely retarded' on the Bungle scale of intelligence.

It is thought that reading so many second-rate satirical articles could effectively numb the brain and can permanently damage the 'joke detection' area of the mind.

The IQ of The Spoof writers was also found to be very low. Writers have tended to rely on the same themes (e.g. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton) in a repetitive manner, as well as writing self-referential articles about how rubbish The Spoof is.

One such article which demonstrates the stupidity of the average The Spoof article was this one:

"In the largest global survey of the IQ of readers of various satire websites, The Spoof came in last. The average IQ of a The Spoof reader is 32 which counts as 'extremely retarded' on the Bungle scale of intelligence.

It is thought that reading so many second-rate satirical articles could effectively numb the brain and can permanently damage the 'joke detection' area of the mind.

The IQ of The Spoof writers was also found to be very low. Writers have tended to rely on the same themes (e.g. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton) in a repetitive manner, as well as writing self-referential articles about how rubbish The Spoof is.

One such article which demonstrates the stupidity of the average The Spoof article was this one:

"In the largest global survey of the IQ of readers of various satire websites, The Spoof came in last. The average IQ of a The Spoof reader is 32 which counts as 'extremely retarded' on the Bungle scale of intelligence.

It is thought that reading so many second-rate satirical articles could effectively numb the brain and can permanently damage the 'joke detection' area of the mind.

The IQ of The Spoof writers was also found to be very low. Writers have tended to rely on the same themes (e.g. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton) in a repetitive manner, as well as writing self-referential articles about how rubbish The Spoof is.

One such article which demonstrates the stupidity of the average The Spoof article was this one:

"In the largest global survey of the IQ of readers of various satire websites, The Spoof came in last. The average IQ of a The Spoof reader is 32 which counts as 'extremely retarded' on the Bungle scale of intelligence.

It is thought that reading so many second-rate satirical articles could effectively numb the brain and can permanently damage the 'joke detection' area of the mind.

The IQ of The Spoof writers was also found to be very low. Writers have tended to rely on the same themes (e.g. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton) in a repetitive manner, as well as writing self-referential articles about how rubbish The Spoof is.

One such article which demonstrates the stupidity of the average The Spoof article was this one:

"In the largest global survey of the IQ of readers of various satire websites, The Spoof came in last. The average IQ of a The Spoof reader is 32 which counts as 'extremely retarded' on the Bungle scale of intelligence.

It is thought that reading so many second-rate satirical articles could effectively numb the brain and can permanently damage the 'joke detection' area of the mind.

The IQ of The Spoof writers was also found to be very low. Writers have tended to rely on the same themes (e.g. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton) in a repetitive manner, as well as writing self-referential articles about how rubbish The Spoof is.

One such article which demonstrates the stupidity of the average The Spoof article was this one:

"In the largest global survey of the IQ of readers of various satire websites, The Spoof came in last. The average IQ of a The Spoof reader is 32 which counts as 'extremely retarded' on the Bungle scale of intelligence.

It is thought that reading so many second-rate satirical articles could effectively numb the brain and can permanently damage the 'joke detection' area of the mind.

The IQ of The Spoof writers was also found to be very low. Writers have tended to rely on the same themes (e.g. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton) in a repetitive manner, as well as writing self-referential articles about how rubbish The Spoof is.

One such article which demonstrates the stupidity of the average The Spoof article was this one:

"In the largest global survey of the IQ of readers of various satire websites, The Spoof came in last. The average IQ of a The Spoof reader is 32 which counts as 'extremely retarded' on the Bungle scale of intelligence.

It is thought that reading so many second-rate satirical articles could effectively numb the brain and can permanently damage the 'joke detection' area of the mind.

The IQ of The Spoof writers was also found to be very low. Writers have tended to rely on the same themes (e.g. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton) in a repetitive manner, as well as writing self-referential articles about how rubbish The Spoof is.

One such article which demonstrates the stupidity of the average The Spoof article was this one:

"In the largest global survey of the IQ of readers of various satire websites, The Spoof came in last. The average IQ of a The Spoof reader is 32 which counts as 'extremely retarded' on the Bungle scale of intelligence.

It is thought that reading so many second-rate satirical articles could effectively numb the brain and can permanently damage the 'joke detection' area of the mind.

The IQ of The Spoof writers was also found to be very low. Writers have tended to rely on the same themes (e.g. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton) in a repetitive manner, as well as writing self-referential articles about how rubbish The Spoof is.

One such article which demonstrates the stupidity of the average The Spoof article was this one:

"In the largest global survey of the IQ of readers of various satire websites, The Spoof came in last. The average IQ of a The Spoof reader is 32 which counts as 'extremely retarded' on the Bungle scale of intelligence.

It is thought that reading so many second-rate satirical articles could effectively numb the brain and can permanently damage the 'joke detection' area of the mind.

The IQ of The Spoof writers was also found to be very low. Writers have tended to rely on the same themes (e.g. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton) in a repetitive manner, as well as writing self-referential articles about how rubbish The Spoof is.

One such article which demonstrates the stupidity of the average The Spoof article was this one:

"In the largest global survey of the IQ of readers of various satire websites, The Spoof came in last. The average IQ of a The Spoof reader is 32 which counts as 'extremely retarded' on the Bungle scale of intelligence.

It is thought that reading so many second-rate satirical articles could effectively numb the brain and can permanently damage the 'joke detection' area of the mind.

The IQ of The Spoof writers was also found to be very low. Writers have tended to rely on the same themes (e.g. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton) in a repetitive manner, as well as writing self-referential articles about how rubbish The Spoof is.

One such article which demonstrates the stupidity of the average The Spoof article was this one:

"In the largest global survey of the IQ of readers of various satire websites, The Spoof came in last. The average IQ of a The Spoof reader is 32 which counts as 'extremely retarded' on the Bungle scale of intelligence.

It is thought that reading so many second-rate satirical articles could effectively numb the brain and can permanently damage the 'joke detection' area of the mind.

The IQ of The Spoof writers was also found to be very low. Writers have tended to rely on the same themes (e.g. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton) in a repetitive manner, as well as writing self-referential articles about how rubbish The Spoof is.

One such article which demonstrates the stupidity of the average The Spoof article was this one:

"In the largest global survey of the IQ of readers of various satire websites, The Spoof came in last. The average IQ of a The Spoof reader is 32 which counts as 'extremely retarded' on the Bungle scale of intelligence.

It is thought that reading so many second-rate satirical articles could effectively numb the brain and can permanently damage the 'joke detection' area of the mind.

The IQ of The Spoof writers was also found to be very low. Writers have tended to rely on the same themes (e.g. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton) in a repetitive manner, as well as writing self-referential articles about how rubbish The Spoof is.

One such article which demonstrates the stupidity of the average The Spoof article was this one:

"In the largest global survey of the IQ of readers of various satire websites, The Spoof came in last. The average IQ of a The Spoof reader is 32 which counts as 'extremely retarded' on the Bungle scale of intelligence.

It is thought that reading so many second-rate satirical articles could effectively numb the brain and can permanently damage the 'joke detection' area of the mind.

The IQ of The Spoof writers was also found to be very low. Writers have tended to rely on the same themes (e.g. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton) in a repetitive manner, as well as writing self-referential articles about how rubbish The Spoof is."""""""""""""""""""

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